Pathdaddy writes...
I'm sick of those boring bullshit "member interviews", so I've decided to start doing my own fuckin' interviews and getting into the really interesting shit! I'm only going to use these interviews if every answer is the absolute truth!
Lets start with the first lady of path, the one and only Pathgirl!
 

PD: So pathgirl, what's the REAL reason you don't show your fuckin' face on this site? Were you horribly scarred and deformed in an accident, or was it done to you on purpose?
PG: PG was created to be everyone's fantasy woman. You either wanted to be her, or fuck her and if I remember correctly you and Jack seemed to think I fitted the bill quite nicely. You know there are dozens of pictures of me on Path but we wanted an air of mystery to complete the ideal. What if I was blonde and someone did not like blondes?!? Now that would never do, so instead we just painted the picture of perfection... And I think we did a very good job to.

PD: How big are your boobs? Do they point up, down or to the side? Which one is bigger and by how much? Describe your nipples, our readers want to know.
PG: My boobs are a 32DD, they still point up and the left is ever so slightly bigger. Our readers do not want to know about my nipples. You want to know about my nipples and quite frankly, you do not wash enough for that privilege.

PD: How many jobs do you have in real life, and can you tell us a bit about them without fuckin' boring me to tears?
PG: I actually have four at the moment, I write content for internet sites... Bet that surprised everyone  ;) I work as a part time P.A to two individuals who do not have the time to organize their own lives. I have my own shop called Vanilla Pod which specializes in selling gorgeous things and I create bespoke stationary with my design partner Nicola who is also my cousin and comedy partner! We sell our range through the Pod and the internet. What we can not do with double sided sticky tape is not worth considering as a serious past time.
 

PD: You have often said you enjoy both giving and receiving oral sex (with everyone but me), Do you swallow?
PG: Yes if the mood so takes me... I think it is rude to spit in any circumstances.
 

PD: Have you ever had or would you ever consider having an online sexual relationship with a member of Path? No fuckin' names please, but any other juicy details are more than welcome!
PG: Yes I would have and yes I have.
 

PD: Describe how you would like your boring little life to be in about five years.
PG: I would like to be happy, healthy and with both breasts still pointing upwards.
 

PD: How many times have you gotten laid in the last month, and how many times have you masturbated?
PG: Do you still sleep in the same room as your Mum?
 

PD: Is your ass as perfect as it's reputation? (Tell the fuckin' truth and none of your fuckin' british modesty!)
PG: Nothing is perfect, no matter how it seems.
 

PD: What the number one toy, activity, position, food or whatever that gives you the best cum. Describe it (Hang on, let me get a towel).
PG: Do you still uncontrollably ejaculate if you smell oven cleaner?
 

PD: If you could grant one wish for any one idiot other than yourself, who would you choose and what the fuck would you wish for? 
 PG: I would wish that you would move to the UK... It would save me a fortune in kickboxing lessons if I could just kick the fuck out of you on a daily basis. 
 

PD: And finally, what would it really take to get you to give me a fuckin' blowjob?
PG: I would have to have a labotomy, 2 ecstacy tabs and a million pounds.


There you fuckin' have it. Now, THAT is a fuckin' interview.

Viva la fuckin' Revolución!

XxX.