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This is my place if you come here, you have to listen to whatever crap I yell out. Every day in my tongue lashing section I tell you all what I think, if your brave enough to leave a comment, expect a response.
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Tonguelashing - Path Daddys Latest Rant
Notice Of Appreciation


You know, I have been thinking, and I realized I owe you douchebags an apology for not really appreciating you fucks. I’m not blind and I’m not stupid. I know I am fat and hairy. I know I am not the most attractive kid on the block. I know I am opinionated and stubborn. I know I have a little difficulty admitting I am wrong sometimes. (Okay, all the fuckin’ time.) I know I am crude and rude, and I fuckin’ swear in excess. I know I drink too much, have a rotten diet and my personal hygiene is, well, legendary. I have occasionally said things that have hurt some of you dickwads, and even have made more than one of you pathetic shits cry. But I am not here to apologize for that.

In spite of the shit I dish out, you idiots seem to just keep coming back for more. I get teased, picked on, and made fun of, but it is always in a good-natured way. Like a stupid little puppy dog that always forgives you even after you have fuckin’ beaten the shit out of it, you fucktards always come running back, wagging your tails. But I am not here to thank you for being fuckin’ pussys.

The thing is, I don’t think you douchebags realize how fuckin’ lame you all really are. You all have your little fuckin’ nothing dramas that you can’t handle in your tiny little real lives, and you come here to this cyber fantasy world to get your delicate little egos stroked. You have your little bullshit cyber sex affairs, give each other pseudo counseling and dime store advice, and have pissing contests as to who has the worst fuckin’ problems. The chicks are all playing lesbian games that they’re too chicken to act out in real life, and the dudes are all acting like big studs, cyber flirting because they don’t have the balls to do it in person. All of you hang out here because your real lives are so fuckin’ pathetic. You are all a bunch of fuckin’ losers. And THAT is what I am here to thank you for.

I used to feel pretty fucked up, living in my mom’s basement getting drunk and watching porn on my computer everyday But thanks to Path, I realize I’m WAY less fucked up than you douchebags! In fact, compared to you fucktards, I’m like Mr. fuckin’ Perfect! So I want to thank you idiots for raising my self-esteem and making me realize I could be much worse off. I could be YOU!

Peace and out, Douchebags!






What the members say:

magickfirepoet78		lol,u assume too much. your sweeping generalizations are just silly. i
don't have pissing contests to see who has the worst problems. too chicken
to act on in real life? speak for yourself, you morphidite

Screw You, Path Owners		PD...i had a great time with you.

stupid asses		Aw. I know, Lady. And we're lucky you joined up with us. ;^D mp

Screw You, Path Owners		and cat, i'm sorry 'bout that 'fuck you' down there. that was quite ugly. i
think i was thinking you were someone i knew, and now i know i dont know
anything. i hope all my path friends know how much i care about them, and
how lucky i feel to have gotten to meet them.

Screw You, Path Owners		now THAT was funny.

WILLBMUSIC		isnt this sort of like Micheal Jackson calling George Micheals queer? Or
like Courtny Love calling Lindsey Lohan a whore? Geeez. you would do well
on REDFIZZ. You could join QC's dickless dick club. You guys could give
each other an enema and watch yourselves
dissapear...............hahahahahahahaha

tofu the cat		Seiling Cat is well aware of your activities

mizfitt		you mean there is more to life then path?...great, now i will have to go
outside someday gee thanks....

odiwan		You will always be OUR stupid fuck, Pathdaddy. Talk about 'the pot calling
the kettle black.' But that's okay, you're only human after all.

PathGirl		Ahhhhh well somethings never change... Or perhaps they do...

Acrylick		have i mentioned i do creative tech support? call me

stupid asses		Do you feel better getting that off your hairy, sweaty, acne-ridden chest?
Good. Now be a good puppy and find something interesting to rant about. mp

Screw You, Path Owners		you know, i've been on this site for almost a year now, and i think i hate
you now more than ever. i know, i was once voted biggest PD stalker ~ but
really, i thought i could get to the deep-down-him. i guess i finally
realize there IS no deep-down. i give up. i have nothing else to say to
you. i thought we were good-online-friends and now i see we were only
online. :o(

songstress		At least I'm contributing to the world around me in a positive manner-
Unlike yourself. As far as getting psycho-therapy here, well, some of us
don't have tons of money for that, and this is a great way for some of us
to help ourselves...You know, when you go out of your way to be kind to
someone, it makes you feel better-And maybe that's the one thing keeping
one from killing themselves that day- Worrying about and caring about
someone else...This has been a fun experience for me and I get something
from it-No foubt a lot more that you can crank out of your pathetic little
shrunken dick from your god-awful porn...As for the "lesbian" remark-I
don't kid anyone about that at all(though some do), and how do you know
we've never been a bit experimental? One of my best friends(in real life)
was/is a lesbian...Doesn't it make some sense that a couple of times after
dissappointments with men we "messed around?" I wasn't swayed from being a
heterosexual, but still... It's a part of my life I'm not ashamed of, but
don't feel the need to crow about either...(And yes, she's WAY beautiful
and has an amazing body...) Too bad, Pathfatty, looks like you'll NEVER get
anything REAL...

mingirl888		What's real anyway?

Screw You, Path Owners		well, i must admit, only 95% (or so) of my life is 'real', whatever that
means. ;o)

Adios		I wouldn't want to be you, Fatman. At least our tiny little lives are real.
xoxo

Jewels		Haha. LOL that was amusing Mr. Rodgers.

Screw You, Path Owners		fuck off, dil-hole. like you know what it is to be real.

mingirl888		First off, I have to say, I love Nuppy. And then I have to say, how do you
know we're just playing lezzie games?Maybe we're for real, and you're just
jealous we don't tell you we want to put our tongues in your stinky pud.
Anyway, I think it's best for everyone you stay in the basement.

:D Nuppy :D		You're very welcome. It's always a pleasure. You know there's nothing more
important than porn and beer in life. I mean you never can be disappointed
that's the point. With porn at least you're sure to jerk off and that the
girl won't say NO or give you a bad BJ or bite your dick you never get any
STD (except if you don't clean properly your dick then it can get cheesy).
Beer is also great, that's the first free drugs more addictive than heroine
and crack or LSD or pot and it's legal. Being drunk is great too you think
you're genious you're grandiose despite the fact you're just a bit more
miserable than usual and less hard when you look at yourself. Plato even
wrote a praise about wine orgy. It's good because it give you back the
power you had in your youth and in the mean time it teach you your limits.
Anyway I think you're so my darkside, that's why I will always love you.
You're so in the trend.
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